trophy wife

Ezri patiently waiting for me to feed her.

why feminism should include trans women

babydraygen:

• they’re fucking women

A MILLION TIMES YES.

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My activity looks like a kitty!

My activity looks like a kitty!

Fine, Alex.

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag followers 

URL: moderann

Name: Ann

Nickname: I’ve had a few: Spud and Hallibutt come to mind.

Birthday: Jan 5. So I get screwed over in the gift department.

Gender: Penguin. What? It’s as valid as any other gender.

Sexuality: I’m one of those rare heterosexual people on Tumblr.

Height: 5’5”

Time Zone: Central. The best time zone.

Current time and date: 5:11pm 8/28/14

Average hours of sleep: 7-8

The last thing I Googled was: RB ABF Lobby

My most used phrase(s):  fuck the patriarchy.

First word that comes to mind: penguin

Last thing said to a family member: “see you later, love” to my spouse.

One place that makes me happy and why: where penguins live. Cause penguins.

How many blankets I sleep under: a sheet and a quilt or a duvet, depending on what is clean.

Favorite beverage(s): real ginger ale

The last movie I watched in the cinema:  Star Trek: Khan is played by a White Guy

Three things I can’t live without: air, water, gravity

Something I plan on learning: chemistry

A piece of advice for all my followers: just do your work.

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

If you want to hear one of my favorite “cracker” jokes, listen to this lovely podcast by the lovely Kevin R. Free: http://themoth.org/posts/stories/my-hero

tokomon:

when someone calls a white person “cracker”

If you want to hear one of my favorite “cracker” jokes, listen to this lovely podcast by the lovely Kevin R. Free: http://themoth.org/posts/stories/my-hero

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Cisgender lesbian writes book about cisgender boy pretending to be a transgender man to sleep with a lesbian

lgbtqblogs:

Yes, it’s as bad as it sounds, and this article can’t stop gushing about how ‘fresh’ and ‘interesting’ the idea is.

I give this two middle fingers.

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itinerantpoet:

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I will eat your leftovers. Or be part of your army.

I can’t remember, have I made mashed potatoes for you?  Either way, welcome to my army because of course you want to join!  Get in line - grab your feathered caps, jerkins, bodkins, boots, swords, quivers, and pantyhose!

I probably did for that one Christmas or Thanksgiving meal, right? My trips to the east coast run together, but it was in your newer house.

lolatprolife:

dreamofbecoming:

Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

*slams tankard down on the bar* GODDAMN FUCKING RIGHT

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penguinlove1001:

It’s Friday!!!

Today’s penguin post features some Humboldt penguins….I never really noticed that Humboldt is a very weirdly spelled word….

enjoy!

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queermobile:

becausebirds:

Penguin discovers a traffic cam. x

this is a toucan 

Whoever thought this was a penguin should be slapped.

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