trophy wife

Ezri patiently waiting for me to feed her.

why feminism should include trans women


• they’re fucking women


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My activity looks like a kitty!

My activity looks like a kitty!

Fine, Alex.

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag followers 

URL: moderann

Name: Ann

Nickname: I’ve had a few: Spud and Hallibutt come to mind.

Birthday: Jan 5. So I get screwed over in the gift department.

Gender: Penguin. What? It’s as valid as any other gender.

Sexuality: I’m one of those rare heterosexual people on Tumblr.

Height: 5’5”

Time Zone: Central. The best time zone.

Current time and date: 5:11pm 8/28/14

Average hours of sleep: 7-8

The last thing I Googled was: RB ABF Lobby

My most used phrase(s):  fuck the patriarchy.

First word that comes to mind: penguin

Last thing said to a family member: “see you later, love” to my spouse.

One place that makes me happy and why: where penguins live. Cause penguins.

How many blankets I sleep under: a sheet and a quilt or a duvet, depending on what is clean.

Favorite beverage(s): real ginger ale

The last movie I watched in the cinema:  Star Trek: Khan is played by a White Guy

Three things I can’t live without: air, water, gravity

Something I plan on learning: chemistry

A piece of advice for all my followers: just do your work.


when someone calls a white person “cracker”

If you want to hear one of my favorite “cracker” jokes, listen to this lovely podcast by the lovely Kevin R. Free:


when someone calls a white person “cracker”

If you want to hear one of my favorite “cracker” jokes, listen to this lovely podcast by the lovely Kevin R. Free:

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Cisgender lesbian writes book about cisgender boy pretending to be a transgender man to sleep with a lesbian


Yes, it’s as bad as it sounds, and this article can’t stop gushing about how ‘fresh’ and ‘interesting’ the idea is.

I give this two middle fingers.

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I will eat your leftovers. Or be part of your army.

I can’t remember, have I made mashed potatoes for you?  Either way, welcome to my army because of course you want to join!  Get in line - grab your feathered caps, jerkins, bodkins, boots, swords, quivers, and pantyhose!

I probably did for that one Christmas or Thanksgiving meal, right? My trips to the east coast run together, but it was in your newer house.



Reasons abortion should be fully covered on all insurance plans:

  • If you can’t afford an abortion, you definitely can’t afford a pregnancy
  • If you can’t afford an abortion, and are forced to carry a pregnancy to term anyway, you sure as hell can’t afford a child

Who the fuck do you think you’re really protecting here?

*slams tankard down on the bar* GODDAMN FUCKING RIGHT

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It’s Friday!!!

Today’s penguin post features some Humboldt penguins….I never really noticed that Humboldt is a very weirdly spelled word….


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Penguin discovers a traffic cam. x

this is a toucan 

Whoever thought this was a penguin should be slapped.

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